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Good day dear people.  I hope this lil’ blurb finds you having a happy hump day.  Some news in the land of artichoke…disclaimer: this is heavily saught after updates, so I hope you are on the edge of your seat waiting for this. 1. I hate frogs.  The end. 2. I now owe Lemon. I made a deal now I have to follow through. I am very upset about this, but happy with Lemon. 3. I pretty much rock.  4. I still have yet to see several movies that I want to see.  5. Did I mention that I rock. 6. I have decided to 86 brusselsprouts from my life entirely.  7. I am getting a new camera on Friday.  I am very excited, y’all should be too.  8. V8 Southwestern Corn Soup is so delightfully good. 9. I have decided that I am terrified of spiders.  More on 9 from a brief word from my sponsor, Lemon.

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9.  I am terrified of spiders.  They jump.  They crawl. When I see one my whole insides start crawling.  eeeek.  I thought I was okay, until last night.  Let me set it up.  SnowPea and I were driving home from church.  It was a good lesson.  I believe we were talking of small groups and going to a function on March 20th.  Then I saw it.  It was crawling up the inside of my windshield.  It was huge.  The size of my fist…maybe my thumb, but it was huge!  I slammed on my breaks and started squealling.  I thought I was tough, I thougth I was strong, but I was no match for this monster of an arachnid.  It started crawling to the rearview mirror. I finally mustered up the cooth to pull over the car.  I stoped put on my emergency flashers as this was an emergency.  SnowPea shoo’d it and it jumped.  That’s right people it jumped and threatened my very life.  So I threw open the car door, still squealing might I add and started brushing myself off like I was on fire. I may have stopped, dropped, and rolled. The whole trauma is still kind of a blur.   I swore it was on me, but SnowPea said it was in the car still.  Great I thought, now he is going to wait till my defenses are down and attack me in the morning when I am barely moving.  I swore I felt him crawling in my nose, in my ear, up my pants leg. It was awful.  I have not seen him yet today.  He probably has set up shop in my car and is housing his 100 children and wife.  It is a scary life I lead.

…lifetimes of paper rainbows…W


2 responses to “(bad fuit subject)

  1. Uh, totally with you on the spider bit! I don’t mind snakes or even roaches (I’ve even, un-purposefully, had a roach crawl up my inner thigh before)… but I can’t handle spiders. It’s definitely the jumping… and screaming. And I have the movie “Arachnophobia” to thank for that.

    I really want a flamethrower now – just in case.

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